THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS
Here's to the Weird & the Wonderful
Hi, I'm Dakotah and I get shit done.
I enjoy harry potter, the hunger games, Evan Peters, cannabis, cats, Oliver Cooper & long walks from the computer to the refrigeratorϟ
Ira Wright: I masturbate so much with hand cream, I forget people use it for shit other than masturbating. Literally, when I'm in public and I see someone pull out hand cream, I'm like "This guy's about to jerk off!"
  •  Darren, I hate you so much for leaving me here with these idiots.

    -Steve // The Vampire’s Assistant